Synopsis of Tim Farron’s resignation as Lib Dem Leader

Caution: Heavy Sarcasm and Satire Ahead. 

Tim Farron has resigned as the leader of the Liberal Democrats, because people kept asking him about gay sex. They asked him about the social benefits of rimming, the medical merits of anal penetration and the economic downturn of anal lube. Because of this torment about the subject, and of course God’s hatred of homosexuals, Farron has decided to quit. May Jesus, God and Buddha protect him for the constant harassment of gay sex, and may he sleep well tonight in his closet. Good night and good luck.

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